a quick guide to my favorite characters
gallifreyantimelady: mgthejerkbender: the female character most hated by the fandom are you sure are you completely sure
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
casteilnovak: absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!! ...
How to get over the death of a fictional character
itwastitledkillorder: You don’t ever
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
edating: i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first
meggannn: fourtris-divergent: One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!” #i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
tophatting: “okay shinji we’ve got a hot older woman, a tsundere, and a moe. which one do you want?” “i want that one” “shinji that’s a boy” “i want that one” “shinji he wasn’t on the list” “i want that one”
matthewinaditch: can the uk’s entry be boris johnson next year
finnxodairr: do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
so i wanted to start a revolution
sorry-so-sorry: so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries ok let me try again what that’s not exactly what i was looking for but … um dang i thought i was getting somewhere yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
turklet: when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation
queen-of-the-osworld: sollux-ampora: sollux-ampora: what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them